Mexican "Rice"

Short post, and a super simple recipe, but it totally killed my craving for Mexican Rice today:

1/4 cup of grated steamed cauliflower

1 tbs of real bacon bits

1 tbs cream cheese

1 tbs salsa

Place in a bowl. Microwave for 30 seconds. Stir. Microwave for another 30 seconds. Stir. Try not to burn your mouth as you devour this.